Lyrics:

And well, I think I've gone mad
Isn't that so sad?
And what a shame you've lost a brain that you never had
Oh mum check the car it can't have gone far
I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar
It's likely in a Sainsbury's
Flirting with the girls and waiting for me
I jumped on a bus, declared my name
And asked if anybody's seen my brain
Your brain was last seen going for a run
And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura?
'Cause she adores you
But I think you're shit
'I've gotta look for my brain for a bit!'
I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes
'Well what do you expect when you've goon mind!'
I searched all day it drove me insane
'Where would I be if I was my brain?' '

The nice nurse told me said she felt my pain
But couldn't find a single trace of my brain
'Oops!... I Did It Again' started playing
Forget my brain, remember my pain