Lyrics:

I'm sittin' with Nelly
in front of the telly
I'm fillin' my belly
with a bottle of wine
goin' with Kelly
to the cross-country rally
up to Chez Nelly
straight down the line

Just say she ain't mine
I'll beat you to gelly
it's a hit on the head
with a knock of the knuckles


it's a bucket full of tears
it's a sea full of rain

goin' down the valley
tryin' to screw Grace Kelly
go for her gelly
she's handlin' mine
sittin' with Sally
ridin' with Smelly
fillin' my belly
with a bottle of wine