Lyrics:

Oi you! Shut your mouth and look at my wad!
Loadsamoney!

This is a journey into money... loads of money

My name, my name, my name
Is Loadsamoney

L-o-d-s of e-m-o-n-e
What does that spell?
Loadsamoney
Prob'ly...
Made a right load of petish in knolla this weekend

Right lads, wads out for the Ladies!
Loadsa', loadsa', loadsa'
Money, money, money
Loadsa', loadsa', loadsa'
Money, money, money
Right, whop it out
Wella loadsamoney
Whop it out!
Whaaa loadsamoney
Whaaa loadsamoney

Good Evening and
Welcome to Loads of Money

D-D-Doin' up the house is my bread and butter
Me bird's page three and me car's a nutter
Loadsamoney is a shout I utter, as I wave my wad to the geezers in the gutter

(Hahahaha)
Derrick B
On your bike

This is-- This is an-
This is-- This is an in-
This is-- This is an- thi-
This is an insult to our intelligence
Shut your mouth

Nurse, I'm gonna attend to the Loadsamoney...
He's got too much money

(The ransom demand is 1 million dollars)
That's nothing
I make more than that in me day
Prob'ly, I got more money than Stock, Aiken, & Dennis Waterman put together

(Do up the house)
Money makes the world go around
Money makes the world go around
All this scratchin' is makin' me rich!
Money makes the world go around
All this scratchin' is makin' me rich!
Money makes the world go around

Are you ready?
Yeah!

Right! Let's do up the house!

Bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh
Bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh
Bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh
Bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh
Bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh
Bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh

Whop your wad, whop your wad
Whop your wad on the counter

Whop your wad on the counter

These boys certainly how to do up the house
And they're taking home a pretty tidy paypacket in too!
Shut your mouth

So the final score
Manchester United: Nil
Loadsamoney United: Loads
Now that's a final score there
Pump up the football
Pump up the football

Hey! Check this out!
Sorry mate, don't take checks

Ah, just loads of money
Sing a song of six pence a pocket full of dosh
Debo debo debo debo bosh bosh bosh
Sing a song of six pence a pocket full of dosh
Debo debo debo debo bosh bosh bosh
Sing a song of six pence a pocket full of dosh