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Up on the Fifth Floor
Harvey Nicks
Down to Claridges
And Trader Vics
Mai Tai, baby, or a Singapore Sling
Get your cards behind the bar and get the cocktails in
Follow me to the Match Bar
For Whiskey Sour
Down to the Sanderson
For happy hour
Margaritas or the Pink Champagne
We've all gone to Blakes 'cause it's cocktail night again

A social evening with a touch of class, sweet woman

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Honey, I've got the van
So, let's go to Cannes
We could do Manhattans
At the Juan-les-Pins
Carlton Casino and the Noga Hilton Bar
Drive out to the Cap where the cocktails are

All your favorite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman

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All your favorite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman
And if you want to go off-piste, well, all you've got to do is ask

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