Lyrics:

I saw you sitting on the pavement
Watching the goose-step of the crowd
You were a picture of rebelliion
A kleptomaniac and proud

Well I should've seen it coming
From miles away
Kiss the pavement goodbye
And say hello to the ice age

Queen Jane
You've got everything to fight for
Queen Jane
You've got everything to lose
Queen Jane
You've got everything to live for

And there's a lot more people worse off than you

I caught him looking for employers
With his macho pressgang crowd
Belsen would be his EuroDisney
He'd like to work in immigration now

Well let's just pretend we're human beings
For a while
Chronic shyness
Can drive us to a smile

Queen Jane
You've got everything to cry for
Queen Jane
You've got everything to win
Queen Jane
You've got everything to die for

And there's a lot more people better off than you

They say your vacant face
Helps the tourist trade
If they could see you in your leisure time... well!

A funny thing happened on the way to here
The headlines read like the end was near
For Queen Jane

They say your vacant face
Helps the tourist trade
If they could see you in your leisure time... well!

Queen Jane
You've got everything to fight for
Queen Jane
You've got everything to lose
Queen Jane
You've got everything to die for

And there's a lot more people worse off than you

Queen Jane
Queen Jane
Queen Jane
Queen Jane