Lyrics:

Anything we should know about your change?
Cinzano drip-fed
Leopard-skin bedspread
Housewife superstar
Her feather boa constricts her

Plunging neckline
Doctor's design
Goodbye to celluloid
Hello to silicone

Sun-caught dream love
Resigned to talk shows
Serial seducer
Queen Medusa

Raised on marzipan
Hooked on temazepam
Goodbye to celluloid
Hello to silicone

Terminal groupie
Horsey horsey
Fine art collector
Her feather boa constricts her

Immortal has-been
From 18 to 80
Goodbye celluloid
Hello to silicone