Lyrics:

Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
He has no presence
In the future

Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
He has no presence
In the future

A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a greeting scene of effervescent eaves
A greeting and a meeting team of elves and frosty words
A greeting and a cheating team and other noxious herbs

Bing Bing Bing! Bong Bong Bong!
Bing Bing Bing! Bong Bong Bong!
Bing Bing Bing! Bong Bong Bong!
Bing Bing Bing! Bong Bong Bong!

Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog! Santa Dog!
Santa Dog! Santa Dog!
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog! Santa Dog!
Santa Dog! Santa Dog!
Santa! Santa!
Santa! Santa!
Woof! Woof!