Lyrics:

Bathroom mirror's upside down
Ceiling has a crack.

Tap washer needs replacing,
Toothpaste's lost its cap.

Deodorant spray is empty,
Bath has lost its plug.

I've tried different shampoos but
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!

Bathroom mirror's fallen down,
Ceiling's on the floor.

Water's round my ankles,
Running past the door.

Deodorants pray forgiveness,
Conditioned as I am.

I've tried different shampoos but
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!