Lyrics:

(Yeah... this is a song where Norma Lee and Arno start touching themselves... I mean I try not to look when they do it but they do it anyway)

I sing this song for the Ayatollah
The Pope
The Queen and the IRA
Israel and the PLO
Oh Lord forgive them all their jokes

Stoned stoned stoned stoned
Let's get stoned
Music is the dope

Well I see you fears of those people
Who cannot cry
Who cannot cry
I don't mean no, no,
I don't mean no,
Music is my dope
Music is my dope
Stoned stoned stoned stoned
Let's get stoned
Music is the dope
Stoned stoned stoned stoned
Let's get stoned
Music is the dope

Well let's sing for the virgins
And the newbown babys
Jesus Christ
Me myself and I
The good go bad
Go up go down
Don't come back till you get it right

Stoned stoned stoned stoned
Let's get stoned
Music is the dope
Stoned stoned stoned stoned
Let's get stoned
Music is the dope

(Music is the dope)

Stoned stoned stoned stoned
Let's get stoned
Music is the dope
Stoned stoned stoned stoned
Let's get stoned
Music is the dope

Stoned stoned stoned stoned
Let's get stoned
Music is the dope
Stoned stoned stoned stoned
Let's get stoned
Music is the dope

(Stoned motherfuckers on this thing)