Lyrics:

From my toes to my spine
Up my legs where the sun don't shine
Funny bone, fingertips
Hold the phone while you kiss my lips
A-B-C, 1-2-3
F-A-B, T-O-C
You and me, ain't it sweet?
We got a real life beautiful thing
A-B-C, 1-2-3
You and me, it's elementary
A-B-C, 1-2-3
You and me, it's elementary, I like it

From my bottom to the top
I've begun now so I can't stop
In my tummy, butterflies
Won't let love go, fluttering by
A-B-C, 1-2-3
F-A-B, T-O-C
You and me, ain't it sweet?
We got a real life beautiful thing
A-B-C, 1-2-3
You and me, it's elementary
A-B-C, 1-2-3
You and me, it's elementary, I love it
A-B-C, I like it, 1-2-3, we got it
You and me, it's elementary, oh yeah

From my nose to my chest
Heading south with such eagerness
Hang a left, second right
Within reach but out of sight
A-B-C, 1-2-3
F-A-B, T-O-C
You and me, ain't it sweet?
We got a real life beautiful thing
We got something, we got a beautiful thing

A-B-C, 1-2-3
You and me, it's elementary
A-B-C, 1-2-3
You and me, it's elementary
A-B-C, now, 1-2-3
You and me, it's elementary, I love it
A-B-C, I like it, 1-2-3, we got it
You and me, it's elementary, I love it
A-B-C, I like it, 1-2-3
You and me, it's elementary, come on now
A-B-C, 1-2-3
You and me, it's elementary
A-B-C, 1-2-3
You and me, it's elementary, I love it