Lyrics:

Uptown Girl
[Cover of Billy Joel's old hit - for Comic Relief]

SHANE:
Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a backstreet guy
I bet her mama never told her why

I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am

BRYAN:
And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind

ALL:
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown girl

MARK:
You know I've seen her in her uptown world
She's getting tired of her high class toys
And all her presents from her uptown boys
She's got a choice

ALL:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

SHANE:
Uptown girl
You know I can't afford to buy her pearls
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been
And then I'll win

BRYAN:
And when she's walking
She's looking so fine
And when she's talking
She'll say that she's mine

ALL:
She'll say I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love
With and uptown girl

SHANE:
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am

Uptown girl
She's my uptown girl
You know I'm in love
With an uptown girl
My uptown girl
You know I'm in love
With an uptown girl
My uptown girl