Lyrics:

Hey folks, let me tell you something
I had a dream this afternoon, during my nap
And I'd like to share it with you right now, through song
Tune her up boys
Had another dream today
I gotta let it out
The media has lost it's brain
What's this all about?
The action, the drama
Has got me on my seat's edge all the time
TSN's been on my screen
Since I read the news last night
If it's true then can someone let me know?
I need proof that this rumor's not a joke
Is it a myth, a legend, an old wives tale?
I guess I'll see it through
If the flames win Lord Stanley
Then we all win it too