Lyrics:

If you think you can, well come on man

I was a Green Beret in Viet Nam

No more of your fairy stories

'Cause I got my other worries



53rd and 3rd

Standing on the street

53rd and 3rd

I'm tryin' to turn a trick



53rd and 3rd

You're the one they never pick

53rd and 3rd

Don't it make you feel sick?



Then I took out my razor blade

Then I did what God forbade

Now the cops are after me

But I proved that I'm no sissy