Lyrics:

I was movin' up an old dusty road
I wasn't botherin' nobody, I wasn't botherin' a soul
I saw a woman's picture on a wanted sign
She had the face of an angel and the eyes of a child
So I moved a little closer, just to dig her face
I wondered why was it hangin' now, in this lonely place?

There was fine threads hangin' beneath her face, like clothes hangin' on a line
I said watch out man, 'cause this pretty girl is guilty of an awful crime
She'll take your love, she'll stand you up, she'll make you feel ten feet tall
She cuts you down, you hit the ground, you and your heart of gold

They call her the love, the love rustler, yeah
They call her the love, love, love, love, love, love, love
Love rustler, ooh yeah

So I moved on up, on in to town, just to see if this rustler, if she could be found
Well lo' and behold, to my surprise, she laid a kiss on me, hotter than a brandin' iron
She came on tough, and she came on strong
She cowtied my soul, now I can't leave here alone

And when she told me to buck, I bucked, she told me to moo, I mooed
When she told to jump, I jumped, she told me to woo, I wooed
She ran her spurs into my mind, she rode me in to the ground
If I had the will or strength, I'd crawl on out of town

They call her the love, love, the love rustler. Oh yeah
They call her the love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love
Love rustler, oh yeah
They call her the love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love
Love rustler, ooh

Oh, the love, the love rustler ... do you feel all right? oh yeah
...Yippy yi yi yi, oh yeah...
C'mon baby, c'mon baby ... Lay that kiss on me now, lay that kiss on me right now
Whoo! It feels so good! It feels so good
I'm talkin' 'bout love, love, love - Love, love, love -
I'm talkin' 'bout love, yeah! I'm talkin' 'bout love, yeah
I'm talkin' 'bout love, ooh, yeah! I'm talkin' 'bout love, ooh, yeah! All right
The love rustler! The love rustler
She runs her spurs into my mind. I just can't leave her behind
She makes me feel like - ooh! - she makes me feel like ridin' off into the sunset -
Yippie-yi-yi-yi - yi - yi - yi - yi - yi - yi - yi - yi - yi - yi. Oh yeah
Ooh! She's so rude! She's so rude! And I'm in the mood for something rude