Lyrics:

Now the Bible tells a story bout Adam's rib How the Lord made a woman for companionship Hell the first thing she did Was take a bite of the forbidden fruit I guess we'll be paying 'til the end of time At least that's how it is with that woman of mine Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back Now this is wrong and baby that ain't right I'm tryin' to please that woman day and night She's never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can This has gotta change or honey I'm gonna leave I won't let evolution make a monkey out of me Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back There's been a hole in my wallet and a pain in my side Ever since I made that girl my blushin bride Her daddy calls her angel and her momma calls her 3 times a night Her cousin's on my sofa, her sisters got my car Her brother's drinkin my liquior like my house was a bar Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back Well now, this is wrong and baby that ain't right I'm workin tryin to please that woman day and night She's never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can This has gotta change or honey I'm gonna leave I won't let evolution make a monkey out of me Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back Oh Lord I think I want my rib back