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Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian
Got coloured teeth like Johnny
Exudes a vicious disposition
His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps
Similar to Springer, he points his middle finger
Not just he singer in the band
Voted biggest asshole
and role model of the year
Got a face like Charles Bronson
Straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin
Not just a singer in the band
He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smoke while huffing gas
He was the punkest mother fucker
I ever did see
Why Hell in Detroit he was more punk
than me even
He should've been on the cover
He should've been on the cover
He should've been on the cover
of Maximum Rock'n'Roll