Lyrics:

Dave was dancing in a disco
Like a loser looking for himself
But the strobo was flashing like a gogo
He had to crash on circle number 12

Richard was searching for his glasses
Like a body looking for the head
His eyes were kicked out by the masses
Sun glasses are very hard to get

Techno man you've got to do the echo
Techno man you've got to do the beat

Two sounds are better than one
Aeh, aeh, aeh
Do the techno man

Two sounds are better than one
Aeh, aeh, aeh
Do the techno man

Douglas was fishing for a girl-friend
Like an idiot looking for a fool
But a singer doesn't have to look like Adolf
To be on stage acting very cool

Techno man you've got to do the echo
Techno man you've got to do the beat

Two sounds are better than one
Aeh, aeh, aeh
Do the techno man

Two sounds are better than one
Aeh, aeh, aeh
Do the techno man

Do the techno man

Do the techno man

Two sounds are better than one
Why don't you buy another And One?

Two sounds are better than one
Aeh, aeh, aeh
Do the techno man

Two sounds are better than one
Aeh, aeh, aeh
Do the techno man

Two sounds are better than one
Aeh, aeh, aeh
Do the techno man

Two sounds are better than one
Aeh, aeh, aeh
Do the techno man

Two sounds are better than one
Aeh, aeh, aeh
Do the techno man