Lyrics:

Miss Madame Lee, the fortune teller, lost a ring an' a necklace too
Her husband gave them to his gal, but Madame never knew
One day a gal came to her house, dressed up to beat the band
An' Madame saw her long lost ring when she said 'Read my Hand.'
Dat gal wore Madam's necklace too, Miss Madame she saw red
She reached in her stockin' for her barber's friend, an' to that gal she said:

You're gwine to get somethin' what you don't expect
It ain't no money an' it ain't no check
You're gwine fall into a piece of land 'bout six by two
You're gwine to get it good, because it's comin' to you

Dat gal gave up Miss Madam's jew'lry and she gave up all she knew
Den she got hence so fast she found a bran' new street or two
Miss Madame stropped her hair eradicator till it shone
To prove to Mister Madame Lee de reason men leave home
He came in unsuspectin', says 'Hello, sweetie dear'
She says ' turn your back and close your eyes'
Den whispered in his ear:

You're gwine to get somethin' What you don't expect
It ain't no money an' it ain't no check
You're gonna fall into a piece of land 'bout six by two,
You're gwine to get it good, because it's comin' to you