Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK

[Chorus]
She waited around in Walthamstowe
She skated around in Scarborough
She waited around in Walthamstowe
She skated around in Scarborough

[Verse 2]
In a village in old east end, sir
She met a fellow who made her real
Took her rushes to show, this man, sir
Met his dad at the wedding meal

[Verse 3]
In a letter from Old Siam, sir
Came a terrible tale of woe
She decided the only answer
Was to get off a pile of dough

[Chorus]
She waited around in Walthamstowe
She skated around in Scarborough
She waited around in Walthamstowe
She skated around in Scarborough

[Verse 4]
When a relative told her man, sir
He directed her not to stay
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who lost her way

[Verse 1]
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK

[Chorus]
She waited around in Walthamstowe
She skated around in Scarborough
She waited around in Walthamstowe
She skated around in Scarborough