Lyrics:

Well, I figure I'll buy me a motorcycle
Wrap her pretty little frame around a telephone pole
Ride her off a mountain like an ole Arlo
Figure I'll buy me a motorcycle

Well, I figure I'll walk to the liquor store
Thunderbird, two bottles, maybe three, maybe four
Follow my feet down to music row
Pour it on the pavement like you would a tombstone

Like you would a tombstone
Like you would a tombstone
Pour it on the pavement like you would a tombstone

Well, I figure I'm weary of feeling this way
Pop another pill, hop another train
Tell my brothers and my sisters that it's keeping me sane
Figure I'm weary of a-feeling this way

Well, I figure I'll buy me a motorcycle
Wrap her pretty little frame around a telephone pole
Ride her off a mountain like an ole Arlo
Figure I'll buy me a motorcycle
Figure I'll buy me a motorcycle
Figure I'll buy me a motorcycle