Lyrics:

You're having trouble with the high school head
he's giving you the blues
you want to graduate but not in his bed


here's what you gotta do
pick up the phone


I'm always home
call me anytime
just ring
362436 oh
I lead a life of crime
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
(dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)
(dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)

you're got trouble in your life of love
you got a broken heart
he's double dealing with your best friend
that's where the teardrops start, fella
pick up the phone
I'm here alone
just make a social call
come right in forget about him
we'll have ourselves a ball
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
(dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)
(dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)

you got a woman and you want her gone
but you ain't got the guts
she keep nagging at you night and day
enough to drive you nuts
pick up the phone
leave her alone
it's time you made a stand
for a fee
I'm happy to be
your back door man
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
(dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)
(dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)
(dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)
(dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)

concrete shoes, cyanide, T.N.T.
(done dirt cheap)
contracts, neck ties
(done dirt cheap)

dirty deeds, I gotta lotta dirties
(done dirt cheap)
dirty deeds, c'mon
(done dirt cheap)
dirty deeds
done dirt cheap
dirty deeds, I gotta lotta dirties
(done dirt cheap)