Lyrics:

Well
You and I both know that the house is haunted
And you and I both know that the ghost is me
You used to catch me in your bed-sheets and a-rattling your chains
Well back then baby, it didnt seem so strange
[Shakey]: You used to bite, I used to moan
[Esme]: But now Im mumbling and you choke
[Shakey]: Well I aint so scary on my own
[Esme]: Tell me honey, whats a dagger without a cloak?
Cause
You and I both know that the house is haunted
And you and I both know that the ghost is me
You used to catch me in your bed-sheets and a-rattling your chains
Well back then baby, it didnt seem so strange
Shakey: In the midnight hours, you came alive
Esme: I had to go get my crystal ball
Shakey: Gotta find that snake
When the sun came up we couldnt find no place to hide
Shakey: And you had to tell your friends that my things where fake
Esme: I had to.
You and I both know that the house is haunted
And you and I both know that the ghost is me
You used to catch me in your bed-sheets and a-rattling your chains
Well back then baby, it didnt seem so strange
Shakey: But even when one is
Dead and gone
It still take two to make a house home
Im as lonesome as the catacombs
Shakey: I hear you call me name and no one is there
(Esme: oooooooohh)
Cause
You and I both know that the house is haunted
Yeah you and I both know that the ghost is me
You used to walk around screaming, all slamming all dem doors.
Well Im all grown up now and I dont scare easy no more