Lyrics:

Your head is like a yoyo
Your neck is like the string
Your body's like a camembert
Oozing from its skin
Your fanny's like two sperm whales
Floating down the Seine
Your voice is like a long f***
That's music to your brain
Your eyes are two blind eagles
That kill what they can't see
Your hands are like two shovels
Digging in me
And your love is like an oil-well
Dig, dig, dig, dig it
On the Champs-Elysees