Lyrics:

When I was a little boy, I-I-I was a little boy and I-I saw- I looked
Down and I saw a little weenie. It was right, right there, and it
Was just a little weenie and it was right there and and I liked to
Play with it. Yes, I liked to play with my little weenie. It make
Me feel good. And then and then I grew up a little bit and then I
Realized that, hey man, you can't just- you can't just like play
With your weenie. It's not cool, man, because if other people find
Out, you get in a lot of trouble, and worse than that, you go blind
You don't want that. So I grew up a little, a little more, and the
Next thing I knew, I started getting a little bit of peach fuzz on
My weenie, and next thing you know, I was cool because I had some
Peach fuzz on my weenie. That's right. I had it under my arms
And I had it all over the place, and next thing you know, I couldn't
Play with my weenie anymore because I was blind. You don't want that
And then I grew up a little more, and the older I got, the more I
Played with my weenie again, but isn't that just the way it goes?
Please, I beg you no more, Steve, bye. I am tired of
Reading you this deep spiritual commitment to the music