Lyrics:

Well I don't know why I came
here tonight
I got the feeling that something
ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall of my
chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get
down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Yes I am stuck in the middle with
you
And I'm wondering what it is I
should do
It's so hard to keep this smile
from my face
Losing joy yer, I'm all over the
place

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothing
And you're proud that your a
self made man
And your filthy uncle calling
Slap you on the back and say
Please!
Please!

Tried to make some sense at all
But I can see it makes no sense
at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the
floor?
You don't think that I can take
anymore

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with
you
Stuck in the middle of you
Here I am stuck in the middle
with you