[Verse 1] Can you please Sit the fuck down Protesting in your Paper crown You love to feel offended Fighting from computer trenches
[Chorus] You got a semi-automatic mouth Go easy now And you're so loud And you're so loud
[Verse 2] Everyone's yelling It's cracking the ceiling Paint peeling Like banana floor splitting Wood splintering The noise is deafening Ring the alarm another sound Is copulating Spread eagle on my eardrums Choking on Twitter cum I miss summer doldrums I miss sonic boredom I Miss Congeniality Strangled incessantly By the speaker hum Screaming monks Ears are numb God can't whisper When the bass is up
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[Verse 3] Can you please Turn yourself down Ritalin kids Doing cocaine wipe outs No need to feel offended Born to a time When the quiet ended