Lyrics:

Too Pooped to Pop Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha king He cha-chas when the band is playin'rock and roll He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold. (Chorus): Because hes too pooped to pop, too old a soul Hips gettin'weaker when he tries to do the stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance and its goin'to stray. Chicks told Casey, you better move man, This is only a one night stand . Casey wasnt in time but he was dancin'a while Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style. 2x Chorus Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo This might have been fine back in '22 Now, Im gonna give you fellows just a little tip If you wanna keep your girl you better get hip Or, youll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul You hips are gettin'weaker when youll try to do the stroll And every time your feet gettin'to go in one way Here comes a new dance youll be left to stray.