Lyrics:

If you want to go out
If you want to go out
Read it in the papers
Tell me what it's all about!

If you want to stay home
If you want to stay home
Freedom of the papers
All you ever need to know!
Freedom of the papers
All you've got to do! Oh no! Oh no!

If you want to go home
If you want to go home
Freedom from the papers
All you've got to do is come!
Freedom from the papers
All you've got to do! Oh no! Oh no!

If you want to go out
If you want to go out
Read it in the papers
Tell me what it's all about!
Read it in the papers
All you've got to do! Oh no! Not me!

If you want to go out
If you want to go out
If you want to go out
If you want to go out
If you want to go out...