Lyrics:

Got off work, got in a heavy round
A couple games of pool, just a wind on down
Ready to leave, I couldn't find my keys
The bartender says he's got them
But they're staying here with me

'Cause you're too drunk to drive drunk this time
Too drunk to drive drunk this time
I know you might have did it a million times before
But you ain't driving outta here like this no more

I went and looked at my car, my car looked back to me
I said, 'We can't go nowhere, the bartender's got my keys'
You mighta driven drunk outta here before
But ain't gon' let you do it anymore

'Cause you're too drunk to drive drunk this time
You're too drunk to drive drunk this time
I know you might have did it a million times before
But you ain't driving outta here like this no more

Well, I went back in and had another round
I planned some more booze to try to wine down
I'm ready to leave, couldn't find my keys
Bartender's still got 'em and staying here with me

You're too drunk to drive drunk this time
You're too drunk to drive drunk this time
I know you might have did it a million times before
But you ain't driving outta here like this no more

You're too drunk to drive drunk this time
Too drunk to drive drunk this time
I know you might have did it a million times before
But you ain't driving outta here like this no more