Lyrics:

If a custom tailored vet

Asks me out for something wet

When the vet begins to pet--i cry hooray.



But Im always true to you, darlin, in my fashion

Yes, Im always true to you, darlin, in my way.



Ive been asked to have a meal

By a big tycoon in steel,

If the meal includes a deal, accept I may.



But Im always true to you, darlin, in my fashion

Yes, Im always true to you, darlin, in my way.



Theres an oil man known as tex

Who is keen to give me checks.

And his checks, I fear, means that tex is here to stay.



But Im always true to you, darlin, in my fashion

Yes, Im always true to you, darlin, in my way.



From ohio mister thorn

Calls me up from night till morn

Mister thorn once cornered corn and that aint hay



But Im always true to you, darlin, in my fashion

Yes, Im always true to you, darlin, in my way.



From milwaukee mister fritz

Often dines me at the ritz

Mister fritz invented schlitz and schlitz must pay



But Im always true to you, darlin, in my fashion

Yes, Im always true to you, darlin, in my way.



Mister harris, plutocrat, wants to give my cheek a pat

If the harris pat means a paris hat, pay, pay!



But Im always true to you, darlin, in my fashion

Yes, Im always true to you, darlin, in my way.