Lyrics:

Everyone gather round now sing us a song
Just in case by tomorrow it happens he's gone

For two weeks and seven days
Our fair foreign friend
I have this feeling
We might never see Steven again

But we thought he was gone
And he's come back again
Last week it was funny

Now the jokes wearing thin
'Cuz everyone knows now
That every night now
Will be Steven's last night in town

He's charmed everyone here
Except Tamara Easter
Who later revealed to him
Her innermost secrets

Won us over with stories
About Linda McCartney
Lost points with the ladies
For saying he couldn't love a woman with cellulite

But we thought he was gone
And he's come back again
Last week it was funny

Now the jokes wearing thin
'Cuz everyone knows now
That every night now
Will be Steven's last night in town

We were talking 'bout something
Seems like was funny
Then Steven got quiet
I think Steven was mad

Maybe he wasn't mad
But we felt really strange in the moment
But the moment was past
And forgotten about

But we thought he was gone
And he's come back again
Last week it was funny

Now the jokes wearing thin
'Cuz everyone knows now
That every night now
Will be Steven's last night in town