Lyrics:

Da da-dow da-dow da-da-da
Da da-dow da-dow da-da-da
Da da-dow da-dow da-da-da
Da da-dow da-dow da-da-da

I invented penicillin
While I found a plaster
I've got fifty caps
I've just got the one

But it's not a race if no-one's winning
It's just I move faster
And now the hare and the tortoise
Roll into town

There's no need to worry
You don't have to hurry
We're two different trains

Who arrive at a station
The same destination
In different ways

Da da-dow da-dow da-da-da
Da da-dow da-dow da-da-da

For me, the girls are always willing
I'm a romantic disaster
I take the things that are brown and I make them green
I won't be blue

But it's not a race that's worth winning
I've been meaning to ask you
Are you the hare or the tortoise?
As we roll into town

There's no need to worry
You don't have to hurry
We're two different trains

Who arrive at a station
The same destination
In different ways

There's no need to worry
You don't have to hurry
We're two different trains

Who arrive at a station
The same destination
In different ways

There's no need to worry
You don't have to hurry
We're two different trains

Who arrive at a station
The same destination
In different ways

Da da-dow da-dow da-da-da