Lyrics:

Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane?
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel sick

You seem perfectly alright to me
Still that headache
And twitch tell differently
And that allergy, anxiety
And itch on your right knee
(Fatal probably)

Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane?
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel sick

Relax, I am sure you get enough protein
It's not likely you'll grow a tumour
From bad hygiene
No, that's not the scariest ingrown toenail
I have ever seen
(But please do put yourself in quarantine)

Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain
Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain
Everybody feel sick, everybody complain

Sick? Death by hypochondria

You got nothing to bitch about
Get a little perspective for bacteria's sake
Sooner or later we will all reach the end
So give that frantic worrying a break

Death by hypochondria...