Lyrics:

No matter how
We try and try
No matter what
Minutes still fly by

We try so hard
Ain't worth a dime
There's no escape
From the smell of time

The smell of time
(The smell of time)
The smell of time

Bingo, baby you just won a prius
Would you mind filling out the questionnaire?
Someone goes on a fishing trip
Your life savings vaporize in to thin air

Masturbation for dummies
Carrot lover, or carnivore?
A political agenda
Is now thrown out of the mahogany door

No matter how
We try and try
No matter what
Minutes still fly by

We try so hard
Ain't worth a dime
There's no escape
From the smell of time

The smell of time
(The smell of time)

Everyone despites you in the waiting line
Spanking that monkey is such a drag
You can't bring toothpaste on the plane
But we'll seal your liquor in a special plastic bag

Sure the furniture's cheap
But someone always has to pay
A messiah complex, the size of the T-Rex can be yours own today
A messiah complex, the size of the T-Rex can be yours own today

Efficients and assholes
Take the exits to the left
That console gives you arthitis
So no more grand auto theft

Climate changes and terrorist risks
Have become a part of everyday life
Mow the lawn at any cost
While your brother is banging your wife

No matter how
We try and try
No matter what
Minutes still fly by

We try so hard
Ain't worth a dime
There's no escape
From the smell of time

The smell of time
The smell of time
(The smell of time)
The smell of time

Smell it!