Lyrics:

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My pussycat was scrathin' at my front door
He scratched so hard poor pussy got sore

SORE
Pussy
Sore
Pussy
Just a friendly little cat
(Friendly little cat)

My pussycat was sittin' out on the front step
It started to rain and my pussy got wet

WET
Pussy
Sore
Wet
Pussy
Just a friendly little cat
(Frindly little cat)
(Meow)

My pussycat was playing out in the back lot
He played so hard poor pussy got hot

HOT
Pussy
Sore
Wet
Hot
Pussy
Just a friendly little cat
(Friendly little cat)

I left my whiskey bottle out last night
My pussycat drank it he got real tight

Tight
Pussy
Sore
Wet
Hot
Tight
Pussy
Just a friendly little cat
(Friendly little cat)
(Meow)

My pussycat was rockin' in a rocking chair
He rocked so hard he lost his hair

BALD
Pussy
Sore
Wet
Hot
Tight
Bald
Pussy
Just a friendly little cat
(Friendly little cat)

My neighbor stole my kitty cat away from me
I told my neighbor set my pussycat free

FREE
Pussy
Sore
Wet
Hot
Tight
Bald
Free
Pussy
Just a friendly little cat
(Friendly little cat)
(Meow)

Chick-YES!
Tom-ya know i... I feel like I've
Bob-uh huh
Tom- I feel like I've just heard stairway to heaven for the first time
Bob-ooh man
Tom-'cause I know I'm gonna be hearing that song
Bob and tom-A LOT!
Bob-uh huh!