Lyrics:

Good evening boys and girls, welcome to the Piper Club!

Do it...
Do it...
Come on...
Let's do it!

You gotta know how pony... like bony moroney... Do the mashed potato... do the alligator... Put your hands on your hips... let your back-bone flip... Do the Watussi... like your Aunty Lucy...
Let's try...
No no no no no
Do it...

Making love in the alley... with long tall Sally... Twisting with Lucy... Doing the Watussi...
Roll over on your back... yeah, I like it like that...
Do the jerk... watch me work you all...

That's right... Na na na na na
Do it...
Do it...
Yeah! Come on...
Woo

Sound is good... oh is good!
Come on...
Yeah Na na na na na
Let's do it again...
Woo Na na na na na

Everything's all right?
Oh yeah!

Thank you and good night...
The Piper is closed