Lyrics:

I was a misanthrope
On the end of a rope
I spent 20 years six years on dope

Takin' a piss
While givin' up hope
I lived a lifetime six years on dope

I was a human trash can
Shortening my life span
Live fast, die tan
I think that was the plan
Savin' all my money for a one-way ticket to afghanistan (yeah)

I was ezoobeson drunk
Strung out on junk
Live fast, die punk
I thought I was sunk
From gin swillin' and fish tank penicillin

I was a moron bro
With impetigo
A pleased as punch dog patch wino
Casual sex
And herpes complex
Now I'm on interferon and valtrex

I was a child adult
A walking insult
Every shot got more difficult

I was a teenage trash bin
A breathing mannequin
A caustic cause
Who must've loved sufferin'
Do pinhole eyes romanticize heroin?

I was a moron bro
A circus sideshow
A dying slow dog patch wino