Lyrics:

Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho

Like Guns N' Roses with Axl Rose spittin'
Ozzy's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten
Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string
These are a few of my favorite things

Ho, ho, ho

Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub
Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub (Oh)
Little gold chains clipped to brass nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin's so pale

Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho

Girls in black leather with tight little tushes
Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes
Silver stretch limos that come when I ring
These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin's
Jingle Hell's bells

Ho, ho, ho