Lyrics:

I said, 'I'm drinkin' up.
Would you like a belt yerself?'
You said, 'Thanks, but no thanks,
I don't drink, myself.
But you go right ahead, my friend,
I'm not the sort that minds.'

'That's good to hear,' I said
'Because I think you'll find
that I don't care that you don't mind.'

I said, 'I'm lightin' up.
Would you like a puff?'
You said, 'Thanks, but no thanks,
I don't do that stuff.
But you go right ahead, my friend,
I'm not the sort that minds.'

'That's good to hear,' I said
'Because I think you'll find
that I don't care that you don't mind.'

I said 'Let's do the nasty,
I like it when it's rough.'
You said, 'Well, I'm not so sure
I like that kind of stuff.
But I'll roll over just for you
And take it from behind.'

'That's good to hear,' I said
'Because I think you'll find
that I don't care that you don't mind.'