Lyrics:

It takes a big Mexican dinner
For me to have the strength to love my senorita
I always eat a big Mexican dinner

I love a big Mexican dinner
With beans and rice and hot chili-ners
I always eat a big Mexican dinner

I don't want no Russian chicks hangin' 'round to drink my tequila
Those foreign girls think they're hot, but they're not my Tina
There's nothing like the taste of a Mexican dinner

Ah-ha!

If you ate my Mexican dinner
I'd probably go crazy, man, and turn killer
Nobody but me eats my Mexican dinner

I don't want no Russian chicks hangin' 'round to drink my tequila
Ay-yi-yi-yi...
Those foreign girls think they're hot, but they're not my Tina
There's nothing like the taste of a Mexican dinner

Ah-ha!

[Spoken:] Hey Tina... you come over here! ...Ricardo's got some great big lovin' for you!