Lyrics:

(Rock rock rock rock rock...)

She works at Hot Topic
His heart Microscopic
She thinks that its love
But to him its sex

He listens to Emo
But Fat Mike's his hero
His bank account's zero
What comes next?

Same song different chorus....

Its stupid contagious
To be broken save us
Can someone please save us
From Punk rock 101

My dickies, your sweat pants
My spiked hair your new vans
Lets throw up our rock hands
For punk rock 101

She bought him a skateboard
A rail slide his knee tore
He traded it for drums
At the local pawn shop

She left him for staring
At girls and not caring
When she cried cause she thought
Bon Jovi Broke up

Same song second chorus...

Its stupid contagious
To be broken save us
Can someone please save us
From Punk rock 101

My dickies, your sweat pants
My spiked hair your new vans
Lets throw up our rock hands
For punk rock 101

Dont forget to delay
On the word...

Seven years later
He works as a waiter
She married a trucker
And he's never there

The story never changes
Just the names and faces
Like Tommy and Gina
They're livin on a prayer (did you just say that?)

I said
Its stupid contagious
To be broken save us
Can someone please save us
From Punk rock 101

My dickies, your sweat pants
My spiked hair your new vans
Lets throw up our rock hands
For punk rock 101
(repeat until fades out)

Same song different chorus (repeat simultaneously with 3rd chorus)