Lyrics:

Can ya name the truck with four wheel drive?
Smells like a steak and seats pretty fine
Canyonero, Canyonero
When it goes real slow with the hammer down
Its the country fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero (Yea!)
Canyonero
(Canyonero)

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide
65 tons of American pride
Canyonero
Canyonero
Top of the line in utility sports
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
Canyonero
Canyonero (Yea!)
She blinds everybody with her super hi-beams
She's a squirrel squishin' deer smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero (Yea!)
Canyonero
Whoa, canyonero