Lyrics:

Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy:What's that name again?I forgot.
Poochie:The name's Poochie D.
And I rock the telly.
I'm half Joe Camel
and a third Fonzarelli.
I'm the kung-fu hippie.
From gangsta city.
I'm a rappin' surfer.
You the fool I pity.
Scratchy:Oohh, Poochie is one outrageous dude.
Itchy:He's totally in my face.