Lyrics:

(Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie)
(What's that name again? I forgot)
The name's Poochie D, and I rock the telly
I'm half Joe Camel, and a third Fonzarelli
I'm the kung-fu hippie from Gangsta City
I'm a rappin' surfer; You the fool I pity!
(Oohh, Poochie is one outrageous dude)
(He's totally in my face)