Please take your girlfriend home She's only fifteen, she shouldn't be back here alone I'm horny and my mind begins to roam So please take your drunken fifteen year-old girlfriend home
She found mama's quaalude 'script Took a few just right before the show She is no beer drinker She used the bathroom fifteen times I know
Her overtures were rather crude Her boyfriend he was more than rude to me I'm twenty-eight and I don't date I still know classy women who like me
So please take your girlfriend home She's only fifteen, she shouldn't be back here alone I'm horny and my mouth begins to foam So please take your 15 year-old girlfriend home
She said our show was rather dull She liked Jethro Tull more than she liked us She said a cab cost twenty bucks I gave her thirty cents to ride the bus
When she hit me with a mic Something with which I could not agree When she said she dug the harmonica player A whole lot more than she dug me
So please take your girlfriend home She's only 15, she shouldn't be back here alone Oh, take her to go read the Rolling Stone And please take your drunken 15 year-old girlfriend home