Lyrics:

On my bedroom wall there's a list with 3 rules
What rules?
On my bedroom wall there's a list with 3 rules
What rules?
On my bedroom wall there's a list with 3 rules
What rules?
On my bedroom wall there's a list with 3 rules
What rules?

Rule 1 never dance with your hands up
Rule 1 never dance with your hands up
Rule 2 never touch your own dick
Rule 2 never touch your own dick
Rule 3 never fall in love with a Virgo, why?
Rule 3 never fall in love with a Virgo

All the girls that I love then follow these 3 rules
What rules?
All the girls that I love then follow these 3 rules
What rules?
Every girl that I love she follows these 3 rules
What rules?
Every girl that I love she follows these 3 rules
What rules?

Rule 1 never fix your teeth if they're fucked up
Rule 1 never fix those teeth if they're fucked up
Rule 2 always eat your maraschino cherry
Rule 2 always eat your maraschino cherry
Rule 3 never ever ever overstay your welcome
Rule 3 never ever ever overstay your welcome