Lyrics:

I dont want french fried potatoes, Red ripe tomatoes, Im never satisfied. I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay With chafafa on the side. I dont want pork chops and bacon, That wont awaken My appetite inside. I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay With chafafa on the side. A fella really got to eat And a fella should eat right. Five will get you ten Im gonna feed myself right tonight. I dont want fish cakes and rye bread, You heard what I said. Waiter, please serve mine fried I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay With chafafa on the side. ~interlude~ A fella really got to eat And a fella should eat right. Five will get you ten Im gonna feed myself right tonight. I dont want fish cakes and rye bread, You heard what I said. Waiter, please serve mine fried I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay With chafafa on the side. (now if you dont have it, just bring me a check for the water!)