Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
Its full of charts and facts, and figures
And instructions for dancing

[Hook]
And I
I love it when you read to me
And you
You can read me anything

[Verse 2]
The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it's just transcendental
Some of it's just really dumb

[Hook]
And I
I love it when you sing to me
And you
You can sing me anything (yeah)
You can sing me anything

[Interlude]
Ooooh ooh ooh
Ooooh ooh ooh
Ooooh ooh ooh

[Verse 3]
The book of love is long and boring
And written many years ago
It's full of flowers and heart shaped boxes
And things were all too young to know

[Outro]
And I
I love it when you give me things
And you
You want to give me wedding rings(x3)