Lyrics:

Well, I bought it up
Brought windows home
And tried to boot it up
But when I load it up
It says my memory is not enough...
I'd be runnin' out
I need some extra RAM to fix me up...
I have to cough it up...
Open my wallet up
It never stops
Never stops
Never stops
Never stop

This Windows 95!
It's suckin' up my Drive
It' makes a Pentium fry
But my PC... is obsolete
I'll have to buy myself a brand new machine...
Bring it up...

Shake me up
You suck me in, and then you got me hooked
You got me..., you got me

There's so much stuff to buy
I need a new hard drive
It's gonna suck me dry
My three eight six don't have the speed
It takes an hour just to bring up the screen
Nanana

Oh no
I making software buys
Wow!
It's making Bill Gates come
Yoyo
You make a rich man come