Lyrics:

Hey Vince, uh, Tony
Come on over and, uh
You know, we have to do this little recording (oh, come on!)
We have to tell the guys about the record (no)
Come on, you gotta do it (we're busy)
They're expecting to hear from you (you do it)
I (come on) what? Do what? (Come on)
(Uh, do us a favor) what? They don't wanna hear me
(Dude, just tell 'em how excited we are about the record, that'll just, just tell 'em)
Well, uhm, the guys are really excited about this record because it's a ferocious
(Dude, wait-wait-wait, dude, tell 'em how great we are)
The uh, the band is playing so well on this record
When you hear, uh, Vince's singing and Mix's slide playing
(Well, tell 'em about, dude-dude-dude, tell 'em about, tell 'em how cool the tunes are)
The song, oh yes, well the songs are extraordinary, there's a lot of different types of
(Dude, dude, don't forget to tell 'em 'bout the live shit on the album)
Uh, the li- the, the stage show is gonna be unbelievable wi-wi-with new costumes, and
(Dude, tell 'em 'bout the, the album cover, the album cover, it's cool)
The album cover with, uhm, Harlies and naked women, and all the
(Dude, wait-wait, tell 'em if we don't sell our shit, we'll kill ourselves)
And the guys, I think, will be very disappointed if
If this record didn't exceed the last two together, what?
(Dude, dude, dude, listen, let's just roll the tape and let the music do the talking, okay)
Well, I'm really glad that I had this opportunity to tell all
(Two, one, two, three)