Lyrics:

Hello there, Mr. Laundry Man
You know you sweep, you love
But you got to face up to the fact
That you're just a bag of nerves
Your house is just a normal house
Your name is just as plain

Hey, Mr. Life
Where's your life?
Hey, Mr. Plain
All in a daze
Hey, Mr. Plain, you've changed your name
Into some ordinary very varied life

You think your wife is made for life
You do the best for her
But still you don't know who he was
The man who came to share
Your flash Formica plastic mac
And almost classic stare

Hey, Mr. Life
Where's your life?
Hey, Mr. Plain
All in a daze
Hey, Mr. Plain, you've changed your name
Into some almost very varied
Mr. Life, Mr. Life
Hey, Mr. Plain
You've changed your name into some
Almost very, very varied life

Show me, just show me
Mr. Life
Where's your life?
Hey, Mr. Plain
You need a change
Hey, Mr. Plain, you've changed your name
Into some almost very varied
Mr. Life, I missed a life
Hey, Mr. Plain, you've changed your name
Into some very, very, very, very, very, very life
Mr. Life
Hey, Mr. Plain